What the Future holds for Tiger...
Q. What's the difference between a golf ball and an Escalade?
A. Tiger can drive a golf ball 350 yards.
Police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said, "I don't know. Five or six… Put me down for a five.
Phil Mickelson called Tiger's wife asking how to beat him.
Did you hear Tiger and Elin were out clubbing at 2:30 a.m.?
Q.: Why did Tiger crash into both a fire hydrant and a tree?
A.: He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
Q. What do Tiger Woods and Baby Harp seals have in common?
A. They both get clubbed by the Swedes.
Police asked Tigers wife why she hit him with the club 2 times. She replied that she was taking a mulligan.
Did you hear Calloway just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They are said to be named Elin Woods…"You can beat Tiger with these clubs."
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